News With Man Vs. Wild (Bear Grylls)
News Person: Hello Bear if that's your real name.
Bear Grylls: Of Course It is! (Saying that with a Snake body coming out of his mouth.)
News Person: Have you eaten anything weird lately?
Bear Grylls: Um well i have eaten some yak. It's not very appetizing.
News Person: I heard that you meet the Sand Men of Nubia. Or was it really YOU?!?!?!
Bear Grylls: Of course it was me! I was the one who almost got attacked by a vicious porcupine!
News Person: HEY THERE'S A BEAR BEHIND YOU!!!! RUN!
Bear Grylls: I can take on anything!
Then Bear stays there and gets eaten.
If your wondering who Bear Grylls is he's the star of Man Vs. Wild on Discovery Channel. He eats anything he see's. Once he even ate a yak eyeball. Every single bug or creature that is edible he eats. Bear Grylls also thinks he can take on anything, thats why he goes to many diffrent places!

Zuna and Debfhdud

Zuna has a friend. Her name is Debfhdud (defh-i-dud). Debfhdud has a mansion. Zuna likes Debfhdud's mansion. So Zuna goes to her mansion.

Zuna: Hey can I buy your mansion for free?

Debfhdud:NEVER!

Zuna: Well than can you at least give me a buck?

Debfhdud: Only if you pay me back. If not than BACK OFF!
Zuna: OK thanks.

So Zuna has a dollar now, and uses it to buy the mansion.

Zuna: Wow! That was a good deal!
Debfhdud: Yeah.. But not for long.

Then Zuna gets eaten by a big bad wolf.

The End HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Tune in next week for The New's with Little Red The girl who was eaten by a big bad Wolf!